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roevan
(3 posts so far)
10/08/2008 6:31am (UTC)[quote]
TITLE: "PINOY "

pinoy ka kapag tinatakpan mo ang puwet mo ng kamay mo bago ka umutot, tapos kukulungin mo ang utot mo sa kamay tapos ipapaamoy mo sa iba

peace po mga kapatid )
roevan
(3 posts so far)
10/08/2008 6:37am (UTC)[quote]
magpopost po ako ng mga joke para matawa naman kau....hehehe

TITLE: G.M.A. flying with her family in a plane...

GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy?

MIKE: but my dear, y dont you throw 2 cheques of half a million each, and make 2 Filipinos happy?

LULI: y not throw 4 cheques for a quarter of a million each and make filipinos hAppy?

until finally, her grandchild blurts out:

"but grandma, y not simply trow urself out of the window and make all filipinos happy!!!

hehe cguro po lhat ng ilalagay kon joke nabsa nyo na....
cool_gurl
(3 posts so far)
10/15/2008 8:06am (UTC)[quote]
oh,,aq nman .hehehe
Positve thinking!!!
Pinoy 1: Pare, pautang muna
ng 5kg bigas at 3 sardinas.
Babayaran ko kaagad
pagdating ng misi ko
galing US.
Pare 2: sige, ito. kelan
ba ang uwi ni mare?
Pare 1: Nag-aaply pa lang.
Pero malaki daw ang pag asa.
YAN ANG PINOY! XD
guN (Gast)
10/20/2008 4:34pm (UTC)[quote]
amp advance ang pinoy nga nmn!!


ako nmn

Erap txt jinggoy....

Erap: jinggoy pasahan u me load piso A.S.A.P last txt ko na to

Jinggoy: cge

then jinggoy pas d load to erap... he pas 2 pesos...

Jinggoy: o ayan 2 pesos pa yan

Erap: thnx

Jinggoy: gagu wag mo ubusin ung load tanga!!

Erap: ok


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